"I'm calling about the availability of the Freeman/Watts papers?"
"That's a very popular collection. What exactly would you like to know?"
"Can I, uh, just walk in and see it? I'm not a GWU student or anything."
"Yes, you just have to leave your ID and tell us what boxes you want to look through."
All of them, all of them, ALL OF THEM.
The library closes at five; who wants to come visit the Lincoln Memorial with me?