The Sorrows of Young Werewolf (eyeteeth) wrote,
The Sorrows of Young Werewolf
eyeteeth

Go in through the fingernail

A note to myself: do not, under any circumstances, read dating advice websites. It is the emotional equivalent of slamming your hand in a door. Remember the time you got your pinky finger caught in the bathroom door at school, and the nurse had to bore a hole right through your fingernail and into the nail bed to relieve the swelling? Think of that the next time you get the urge to look at a dating advice website. Crunch.
Tags: dating, notetoself, raft of the medusa
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