Why don't I get comments anymore?
You're a bad person.
We're still angry about the shaving cream thing and we're sulking about it.
No one comments on LiveJournal anymore in any capacity.
Speaking only for myself, I am a betta and cannot interact with the computer in order to comment.
I'm Walter J. Freeman III and I'm lurking to see what you say about my father.
I talk to you every damn day on IRC so I just tell you what I think there.
I'm too high on black beauties to say anything useful.
You're hoist on your own petard because I just Facebook-like you or wevs instead of commenting here.
I will not answer because your shameless attention-whoring cheapens both of us.
This other thing I'll explain in the comments.