The Sorrows of Young Werewolf (eyeteeth) wrote,
The Sorrows of Young Werewolf
eyeteeth

No No Fatties



I don't feel motivated to do it myself, but I think it would be neat if someone devoted a blog to all the ways guys try to say "no fatties" in their personal ads without actually saying it. My favorite recent example: "Intimacy for me is best when I'm attracted to you, (so being in good shape helps a lot, is all I'm saying)." Do you remember how Ford Prefect says the Betelgeusean word goosnargh when he knows he ought to say something but isn't sure what? From now on, in similar situations, I am going to say, "Intimacy for me is best when I'm attracted to you." It will be perfect for those people with clipboards who ask me if I have a minute for the environment today.
Tags: bela, books, it'sfunnybecausei'mgoingtodiealone, stix
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