I'm looking for someone to swap writing critiques with, by which I mean "My therapist's been on my ass about finding someone to swap writing critiques with and despite my conviction that to ask for help is to admit failure and that my ego will be annihilated if I reach out to other humans I have to admit that this novel isn't writing itself, so I'm willing to try anything short of actually setting my head on fire." But I have no idea how to find such a person. Do you? It would have a good writer, and one receptive to my particular brand of goofball magical realism. If you know anyone like that, or know places where people looking to swap critiques hang out, please let me know. I do a good critique, and I don't get all copy-editory unless asked.
Oh, and because this has been on my mind for many verses now, Scumbag God: