Don't pretend you don't do this, because I'm always watching. Don't worry, I don't care if you touch yourself; just don't touch the h key when you're typing out the name of the flaps in your throat that enable you to speak.
If you've got nothing to do tonight, why not head to Coney Island to see the Minions of Gozer in a last-minute gig on the beach in collaboration with Rooftop Films? THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHY NOT. The show starts at 8:30, but if you get there early there will be music, dancing, and me trying not to pass out while wearing a wool hat. We won't be doing the whole show, more a kind of greatest hits. I personally think we have some pretty great hits.