The Sorrows of Young Werewolf (eyeteeth) wrote,
The Sorrows of Young Werewolf
eyeteeth

Cougar practice



Recently I got a message on OKCupid from a twenty-three-year-old. I related this to my therapist, who expressed skepticism that it could "work out." I said of course it wouldn't but that the odds of any of these situations working out was laughably remote, the word laughably indicating what Bertie Wooster calls "one of those hollow, mirthless ones," so why the hell not try it, or are we now grading the straws on their tensile strength before deciding whether or not to grasp at them?

And now back to editing articles about how to care for a hydrangea, or whatever.
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