Shut up about the fact that women don't have weenises, outdated psych textbooks. Honestly, that is your answer to everything to which your answer is not "It's your mother's fault." (For bonus points combine the two answers to get the phallic mother, who is your terrible mother only also you think she has a weenis because that makes her less threatening? Or something?) It's all so desperately misogynistic. I'm not saying that little boys aren't very interested in matters relating to the weenis, because they demonstrably are from a very young age, but all this castration stuff seems far-fetched. Even more far-fetched is the idea that women struggle from infancy with the crushing knowledge that they don't get to have the coveted weenis. Guys, women also like chocolate cake, but that doesn't mean they want one permanently attached to their groins.
When I read this stuff I can positively hear Walter laughing. "It was all talk, talk, talk," I can hear him saying. "I wanted to do something."