Disclaimer: I know that not all urban fantasy is like this. Some of it is not about skinny, gorgeous Mary Sues in their mid-twenties who are sorceresses or zombie hunters or electromancers or something and who have perfect hair and some kind of supernatural boyfriend who looks like JFK only with the physique of a Civil War–era coal stoker. I'm just saying, uh, some of it is. And it's annoying.
Also, as a green-eyed person -- as a green-eyed cleric -- I am still waiting for my magic powers. Though my eyes are not emerald but more nephrite. Do people with nephrite eyes get anything cool?