Teen boy #2: Yes, nigga! Yes, nigga! Yes, nigga!
Teen boy #1: You're trying to tell me--
Teen boy #2: I'm TELLING you, nigga!
Teen boy #1 (incredulously, to nearby teen girls): HE'S going to tell me what gay people do!
Today's stix will be later than usual on account of I have a rush proofing job to finish by nine a.m. and there's a cat sitting on it. Dammit, cat.