Backpfeifengesicht is one of those useful German compounds. It means "a face that cries out for a fist." As soon as I learned it, I wondered how I had done without it all these years. Butt-head expresses a similar sentiment while watching a video when he says of the singer, "Look at his face. Look at his head. His whole head sucks."
Last night I dreamed that the election wasn't until next November and I had to endure another year of this.