The Sorrows of Young Werewolf (eyeteeth) wrote,
The Sorrows of Young Werewolf

Note to my parents: It's a Dungeons and Dragons joke

Snowden fortunately has very high INT and WIS stats (high COM, too, but that's neither here nor there). He knows that attacking the beholder directly would be stupid, because it would zap him with its magic eyes before he even got close to it. Therefore, having revealed the monster's location, he has wisely chosen to retreat. If he manages to summon enough allies, someone will be able to get behind the beholder and out of the range of its magic-negating central eye for long enough to cast a spell. Does anyone have a scroll that will change alignment?
Tags: americastoppushingiknowwhati'mdoing, dungeons and dragons, edward snowden, maybelikethreepeoplewillfindthisfunny, myhorrifyingadolescence, stix, wantongeekery
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