This isn't some massive victory because I don't think I particularly want to date this guy anyway but it is kind of nice because man notice Eyeteeth, Eyeteeth like. Mostly, though, it serves as a perfect illustration of how completely impossible this whole situation is because PEOPLE MAKE NO SENSE (or I have zero social graces, or both).
Is it that I'm scary? Is that a general problem? And if so, is it just that I'm a lonely woman and men find that terrifying? Or is it something about me specifically? But who could be intimidated by me? What do they think I'm going to do to them? It's not as if this guy knows that I write stories about the hostile bromance between a cannibal and a necrophiliac. I don't think he even knows either of those words, his English isn't that good!