The Sorrows of Young Werewolf (eyeteeth) wrote,
The Sorrows of Young Werewolf

M. Night Shyamalan writes a joke

Punch line: The host of that party just called to tell me that the dude who looked scared and said he wasn't going to ask me out finds me very interesting and wants to know what name I use on Facebook. Unfortunately I'm not on Facebook as a human, just as Small Peculiar. So the host said he'd invite the guy to the next get-together he's having, which is on Saturday, and I'll see him then. Apparently he only didn't ask me out because he was shocked that I asked him if he was going to. But I only asked him if he was going to because NEVER MIND, PEOPLE MAKE NO SENSE

This isn't some massive victory because I don't think I particularly want to date this guy anyway but it is kind of nice because man notice Eyeteeth, Eyeteeth like. Mostly, though, it serves as a perfect illustration of how completely impossible this whole situation is because PEOPLE MAKE NO SENSE (or I have zero social graces, or both).

Is it that I'm scary? Is that a general problem? And if so, is it just that I'm a lonely woman and men find that terrifying? Or is it something about me specifically? But who could be intimidated by me? What do they think I'm going to do to them? It's not as if this guy knows that I write stories about the hostile bromance between a cannibal and a necrophiliac. I don't think he even knows either of those words, his English isn't that good!
Tags: dating, it'sfunnybecausei'mgoingtodiealone
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