I've decided to call this project "The Mandatory Man"
Tonight's OkCupid contact mentions arugula in his profile and five of his "six things I could never do without" are edible. He appears to read, which is nice, and mentions my pal Borges specifically. Possibly the most attractive thing about him (besides the complete sentences) is that he hosts a weekly trivia night. Looks a little like Ricky Gervais in his photos.