The Sorrows of Young Werewolf (eyeteeth) wrote,
The Sorrows of Young Werewolf

Tequila sunset

Draw a vial of blood, add an anticoagulant, and centrifuge it, and you'll end up with something in three layers, like a tequila sunrise. At the bottom are the red blood cells, at the top is the plasma, and in the middle is a thin layer of white blood cells. This thin layer is called the buffy coat. I desperately wish to mention this fact in a vampire story but I can't think of a way to work it in. Instead, I sank to a new low:

This is a new low not because it's Nazi humor, of course, but because I have been reduced to stealing my own jokes.
Tags: günter the vampire nazi, new low, stix, vampires
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